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๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Crooked Face

A warped, tilted grin with sharp teeth, paired with mismatched eyes that sit visibly too high on the face โ€” the proportions are just wrong in a way a normal patient's face never is.

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Written by Riley Nook ยท Last updated July 11, 2026
This update: in-game mechanics cross-checked against community wikis and player reports

How to spot it

The giveaway is the vertical misalignment: normal patients have eyes at a consistent height. Crooked Face's eyes look like they were placed by someone guessing at human anatomy from a description. Combine that with the crooked grin and sharp teeth, and it's a fast visual read once you know what to look for.

If you get it wrong

The specific recovery outcome for this anomaly hasn't been documented by the community yet โ€” we only publish what's confirmed. What is confirmed: letting an anomaly in usually triggers a Death Ritual, spawns a monster, or turns the patient into a Shapeshifter. A wrong treatment kills an anomaly with no penalty to you (it just lowers your end-of-shift reward), and tasing or shooting a confirmed anomaly nets +2 sanity. Tasing or shooting a normal animal by mistake costs โˆ’15 sanity โ€” when in doubt, shutting the window is always the safe move.

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FAQ

How do I identify the Crooked Face anomaly?

A warped, tilted grin with sharp teeth, paired with mismatched eyes that sit visibly too high on the face โ€” the proportions are just wrong in a way a normal patient's face never is. The primary way to catch it is checking the patient in person.

What happens if I let a Crooked Face patient in?

The specific recovery outcome for this anomaly isn't documented by the community yet. Treat any confirmed anomaly the same way regardless: a wrong treatment kills them with no penalty to you but lowers your end-of-shift reward, and tasing or shooting a confirmed anomaly gives +2 sanity. When in doubt, shutting the window is always safe.

Verified against community data. Last checked: July 11, 2026.